Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
I still don’t believe you, the dog DID NOT tear down the shower curtain and shit on the floor.. we found you in the fetal position in the bathroom holding your tequila gun. It was you!
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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