Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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