I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
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