so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
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