you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
You've changed since you got that strap on
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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