READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
my sisters under your porch take her home
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of j�ger and an empty bed here Friday.
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
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