He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
Said he made a playlist for taking a shit. only two songs on it are the Star Wars theme and "America, fuck yeah" set to repeat.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
I need water and some morals
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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