is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
if I start to respond to these political texts with a middle finger emoji - do you think they will get the hint?
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