no, he came in my armpit
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
there is glitter all over my balls
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