I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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