Omfg I am plowed. Had drinks with 3 milfs. Going out on their boat tomorrow. They want to show me how buoyant they are.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Last night when I was hammered I set a reminder to tell you that your boobs are my favorite ones in the world, so this is me giving you that message.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
I could literally track my booty calls if I ever got knocked up by my parking tickets
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
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