you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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