it doesn't mae me god, the fact that I am god makes getting dressed futile and tedious... btw i am still drunk
I'm taking a dump and eating a fortune cookie and it said "Force it to be successful"
Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
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