we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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