Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Say something about gay babies.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
Randomize
