Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
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