My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Just had to explain my "wine me. Dine me. Sixty-nine me" key chain to my grandma...she took it surprisingly well.
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
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