Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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