i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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