i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
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