My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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