these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
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