People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
We don't watch enough power rangers
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
the bastard is cheating on me with some sleazy barista from Starbucks
That’s his wife they’re back together
You say potato, I say sleazy barista
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