he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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