somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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