I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
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