Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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