So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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