I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
this must be what syphilis tastes like
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
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