He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
The oven caught fire. I put it out, but called the fire department just to make sure it was okay since the smoke wasn't going away
You just wanted to meet firemen
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
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