New invention idea: vibrating tampons
Come see our sink grown plant.
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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