was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
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