I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
only you would photoshop your dick
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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