perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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