I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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