So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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