I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
honey bunches of taint.
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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