So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
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