god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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