Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
Randomize
