How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Do you know how when animals have surgery they put those cones around their heads so they can't lick their wounds so they can heal? I think someone should invent that for human emotions.
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
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