On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
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