it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
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