Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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