Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
meow
WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
I just want nice things and good sex
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
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