The maid of honor just puked.
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
do nipples grow back?
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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