Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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