come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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