eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
Banned from zoo.
Again?
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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