I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
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